Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz Delivering packages to every house

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

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Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 11oz Coffee Mug favz Delivering packages to every houseSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved