Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Bold green-to-yellow gradient retro lettering

Bold green-to-yellow gradient retro lettering below reads "LORD'S CHIPS

Bold distressed black text reads "PARK FREE 1½ hrs

Curved distressed white block text below reads "ROASTED

Arched cream uppercase text reads "AIN'T NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit and white beard

Kris Kringle finally discovered inner peace

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Bold green-to-yellow gradient retro letteringDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and