Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white arched text reads

Distressed white arched text reads "SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT" above a golden-yellow digital illustration of Jimmie Dimmick

"18" and "92" flank the mascot

" mimicking vintage firecracker packaging with weathered texture throughout

Distressed white cursive script reads "Edelen's" above bold yellow block letters reading "BRAIDWOOD" flanked by two small yellow stars

Golden-yellow block text reads "BOWLIUM" above a mid-century cartoon robot in a bowling stance

Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white arched text readsGrill Sergeants earned their rank by screaming at raw hamburgers with the same intensity a drill instructor brings to terrified recruits. Nobody promoted them, nobody asked, but the tongs are theirs and the coals aren't ready yet. The Details: A blue charcoal kettle grill with red flames sits at the top, a white star on its bowl, flanked by two red stars. Distressed white stencil style text reads "GRILL SERGEANT" in the center. Blue and red military